I'm better than you

in every way possible

I'm smart enough to make My own website

I have My own website

My website is cooler than your website

I am cooler than your website

I am cooler than you

you will never be cooler than Me

I have a trophy

My trophy is greater than you

I'm pretty

I'm handsome

I'm gorgeous

I'm beautiful

Idk what you look like

(I know a lot of other things, though)

so I'm not going to say anything about you

you should thank Me

repeat with Me

"thank"

"you"

..."Your Highness"...

if you said it: GOOD JOB

if you didn't: @%^^%^&**&^%$#@$

if you don't know what that word means...

ask your parents

..hehe...

sorry parents

 

MOOVING ON!

I know 3,156 languages

but I'm not going to waste My (precious) time telling you

wich languages those are that I know

also

I'm multilingual

yep

pretty cool 

 

SORRY FOR MAKING Y'ALL ENVIOUS :P

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